Theodore Stoopnixie is Lance's uncle and mentor. He tells Lance everything there is to know about playing the game, among other things. While some of his advice is good, one never knows exactly how drunk he was when he learned it himself, so caution is advised.

Uncle Stoopnixie is very fond of mead and can often be found at the Great Mead Hall in Borrington in various states of unsobreity.

Uncle Stoopnixie

7:27 AM

hAVe u evr noticed that the street tHEY call broad Way in ur city isnt any braoder than any Othre strete in the citee?.