Lance
| Full Name | Lance |
| Age | 20 |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | Borrington |
| Occupation | The Chosen One™, Destiny's Ward, Glorious Hero™ |
| Nickname | J. Lance Ivan Hugh-Johnson the 9ᵗʰ |
Lance is a young man from the lifeless agricultural town of Borrington. Because of his friendship with Tabitha the Fairy, he was recruited to go on a quest to rescue Her Royal Highness Princess Carmeana.