| Full Name | Maya Khan |
| Age | 35 |
| Gender | Female |
| Location | City of Ufiyya |
| Occupation | Shopkeeper of That's Amore, Advice Giver to Everyone |
| Nickname |
Proprietor of the armor dealership That's Armore in Ufiyya, Maya prides herself on taking special interest in the welfare of her customers. For her, selling armor isn't just a transaction or a business, but a way to help each and everyone in the community.
8:56 AM
Lance, what's this I hear about you fighting a dragon? You better be wearing armor for that.
That's enough, lady. Lance isn't interested in your advice on armor, so just stop posting.
Lance, I'm really sorry Pellencoh Enterprises still hasn't implemented a way to unfollow friends yet.
8:44 AM
Lance, sorry to post against so soon, I just wanted to clear up something. The armor I was talking about a few minutes ago that makes you impervious is not the Steel Bikini. (Which I still hope you're wearing.)
I know the item description in my store says the Steel Bikini makes you "nigh impervious" but that's just typical copy.
But there is a different armor item I don't sell that does make you impervious. At least that's the rumor in the trade. I hope you find it, whatever it is.
Okay, I'll be quiet now, just wanted to clear that up.
8:42 AM
Lance, I know you have a Sidekick Fairy but if you ever wanted a second opinion on what armor you are wearing, I am here. I just wanted you know that because I was afraid you might not be aware I'm happy to be a second opinion, too.
All right, I'll shut up now.
8:30 AM
Lance, I know I'm not supposed to post so much, but I just found out there's a kind of armor in this game that makes you nearly impervious, you'd never be cold again. I just wanted to post this just in case you didn't know.
8:29 AM
Lance, please wear your armor. I know you're not the most armor-oriented hero out there, but wear some just to humor me.
Ma'am, I am Lance's Sidekick fairy. I am watching him. You don't need to post this every few minutes.
Well I'm just concerned he's not wearing enough armor, it can get very cold out there.
I am with him almost all the time, I can see what enemies he's facing. I am more qualified to decide if he needs armor than you. Now please stop posting.
All right. You better watch over him you hussy, if I hear something happened to him because he wasn't wearing enough cozy armor....
8:22 AM
Lance, if you don't have enough armor there is plenty in my shop, That's Armore. Just come on in and I'll set you up nice and warm.
8:16 AM
Lance, I have heard you're not wearing enough armor. I hope that isn't true.
8:10 AM
Lance, don't forget to bundle up in cozy armor!