Achilles
| Full Name | Achilles |
| Age | 31 |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | Greece |
| Occupation | Greek Warrior |
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The greatest of all Greek Warriors, Achilles is most well known for defeating Hector outside the gates of Troy in the Trojan War.
Achilles
7:04 AM
This slow ass turtle is pretty annoying. You'd think maybe it would do something like turn off the road, then I'd be able to make it to Bowtudgel City without passing it, but nooooo.
Achilles
6:15 AM
Aw man. I'm on the road to Bowtudgel City to talk with the King over some kind of sponsorship deal, but there's a problem and I don't think I'm going to make it. Sounded like a good deal, too. Bummer.